OVERHEARD : Beelzebub.

A mother prompting her ten-ish year old girl to tell another adult a series of jokes, most involving frogs and other cute creatures; the culmination of which was this:

- Who should you never obey?
the girl asked.

- Uhh...
the man faltered.
I don't know.

Satan.
she answered promptly, and her mother laughed heartily by herself.
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