Ruh-buh-bumbumbum.

Countess Becca wearing little black dress and sunglasses

My wife, whose tastes typically run to Nick Cave, Jason Lytle and Joseph Arthur, discovered Justin Bieber's Christmas album yesterday. Given the complexity of her accompanying dance moves to Mistletoe, I would guess she is burning somewhere between 800 and 40,000 calories per song.

Split the difference between Shakira and Steve Martin, throw in a Chris Walken twirl and that will give you a picture of sorts.

The 2015 holidays are here, and it looks like J. Biebs will be joining for the duration.

May your thoughts be with us.