Cliffhanger.

Please sir!
they mobbed me, faces pleading, morning hair, faux-British accents in harmony,
Please may we have chocolate peanut butter ice cream for breakfast?! Please? It would help to calm our hype down! And plus, we have GMO-free ice cream, and we don't smoke, so please?! Please?!

No.
I said brutally.

And then, this is what happened.

Suddenly,