Hey Becca, it's your birthday!

Are we out of liquid aminos? Oh, and it's your birthday.

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Was it odd watching the 20-year old barista flirt with my wife? No, adorable more than anything. Plus, it’s her birthday and they were bantering well. Also, he added sprinkles to her drink. Thanks for still coming home with me, Countess Becca. You bring me great joy. And sorry, kid. Great taste though. And good coffee.

#presh #I❤️us #sizzling38

These are words to describe my delectable Countess; words ascribed to each letter of her name, per the rules my Mom came up with years ago.

Note: these are from a variety of human forms and ages, not all from me. I think that should be evident with a quick skim.

She is much beloved by many.

Becca 38

R is for…

Ravishing
Radical
Rabbit
Real
Realistic
Reality person
Rapunzel-like hair, but medium short
Resourceful
Recycler
Rad
Radiant

E is for…

Elephant ear eater
Electricity mom
Electrifying
Eric-helper
Effort
Excitable
Erotic
Erresistable
Ejvindr-carrier
Ejvindr’s lunch
Ejvindr’s milk provider
Evolutionary

B is for…

Beautiful
Bottom stays on the toilet
Bitchin’
Bad
Built
Bottom
Big buns
Boss
Big buck teeth lover (you love Daddy)

E is for…

Effective
Effervescent
Environmentalist
Egger-onner
Elegant
Earnest
Elmo (he’s really nice)

C is for…

Clever
Clean
Civil
Cash mama
Cricket-lover

C is for…

Cute
Countess
Critique
Crafty
Chillaxer
Coffee drinker

A is for…

Amazing
Athlete
Actor
Adventurous
Adventist
Adorable
Autism-patient whisperer
Adult

L is for…

Loving
Lovable
LOL
Luscious
Long-legged
Laugher

O is for…

Overaffectionate (Torsten)
On-track
Onsense- opposite of nonsense (JX)
Octogenarian affectionate
Olive-eater

N is for…

Nutritious
Nuts
Nutter
Narrator
Norwegian

G is for…

Gregarious
Grace-face
Graduate
Genuine
God
Goddess
Gracious
Grenade of love (T)
Gambler
Gassy (R)
Grateful