Old-Fashioned Danger

I quickly passed the lady painting her toenails while driving - foot up on the dashboard, steering with knees and one hand - and was frightened for the future, but was quickly comforted by the reassuring sight of the man in front of her merely texting while driving. Aah, old- fashioned bad habits. Technically, I suppose he was the one breaking the law. 

Make them both drive tricycles to work for a year.