In which me and Xavier Rudd trade thoughts on Home.
I talk about Home, and what it means, and what it doesn't mean, and what it is.
It is deliberately shot out of focus, with a carefully-constructed poor audio mix. It is six minutes long, but probably only two minutes are really worth your while. Somewhere toward the end, I think.
Xavier Rudd is a magnificent musician and from what I can tell, human being. You should listen to him. And support his music.
Happy 2014, world. I'll be around. At home, probably.
Adidas Prim.
Reminder: Christmas is in 358 days.
Five songs I played very loud outside last night on my big huger speaker; oh yes…
…the reason I live on top of a mountain is mostly so I can play loud music late at night.
1a.This Fire / Franz Ferdinand
1b. YALA / M.I.A.
2. Surfing on a Rocket / Air
3a. Over and Over / Hot Chip
3b. Neckbrace / Rattail
5. These Boots Are Made for Walking / Nancy Sinatra
5. Banquet / Bloc Party
5b. We Are Young / Fun.
5bii. Lovealot / M.I.A.
5c. All You Need is Love / the Beatles
Hoover Dam It.
Our vacuum cleaner just broke. Does anyone have a Dyson, preferably working like new, that we can have? Figured it's worth a shot.
Also, our kitchen sink is broken. Happy 2014. Okay, back to the vacuum cleaner, who wants to volunteer one? It's not charity: I will write a beautiful poem for you in exchange for an expensive vacuum that works like new. Or draw a picture. Your choice.
Happy Day One.
Responses on Facebook to my plea for a vacuum:
James RB
Never heard of a Dyson. A Hoover's a good choice. Just call your friendly door-to-door saleswoman. She could sell you three, one for each member of your family, on time. She'd probably be worth a poem in the New Yorker. I thought you were a handy fellow. Can't fix your sink yourself? A poem would be more fun, though, in honor of Ezra Plumber, Plomo Fixer, or whatever! Have great 363 jours, bien sûr, toujours.
Jamey L
I think people other commenters are missing the message here. Allow me to clarify: Joseph wants someone to give him a new or like-new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Not for free, but in exchange for a lovely poem or picture. Uncle Jim, I appreciate the Ezra Plumber reference. Other than that: No. There are no Hoover door-to-door salespeople anymore, and again, the request was a Dyson, for free. If you'd like to help my brother with this, this is fortuitous timing for you, because it's on sale. For your convenience, feel free to visit this link to order: http://www.bestbuy.com/.../dc41-multifloor.../9155045.p...
James RB
Jamey. If you can give me $200 worth of sanding on a project and I chipped in a $200 value, we could probably help Joseph out. But overall, I suspect, Joseph, is fully capable of making his way in the world via his own poetry, plodding, and creativity. I also have a pipe wrench I could give him and a manual on doing your own plumbing, and a little pamphlet on how to save time for home repairs by spending less time on Face Book.
Me
Hahahaha Jamey Long! Thanks brother. And Oncle James, I asked for no assistance with plumbing; I merely stated that a sink is not working. Just a statement. Facebook comment: bold. And unnecessary. Where's the unlike button?
James RB
You're right. I was jivin'. If I had a magic carpet and good knees I'd help you. I gave up on plumbing a long time ago. When I need one I call them. We need 5 vacuums on our 5 floors to save our old bones. Anyone want to give donate 4 Dysons to meet the needs the Hoover. Not having enough vacuums a concerning lack of suction and believe, me the attraction to spend more money on vacuums doesn't bring much traction as I consider uses of dough.
Jamey L
Yeah, that's one idea, Oncle. However, mine's better. This has nothing to do with making one's ability to make one's way in the world, but rather another human's willingness and desire - or apparent lack thereof - to do something extraordinary for another. Also, Facebook is one word. Also, you receive a black star for your Facebook comment. Tsk tsk.
James RB
Making one's way in the world with extraordinary willingness and desire is something I have never depreciated in any of my kith and kin, including Jamey. Made my offer. Half from me and half from you as a sign of mutual solidarity with one of your extraordinary brothers. The shop vac could save you money, though, and I do need some sanding on my black stars, and I have many, it seems. Tsssk Tssk…Yes, Facebook is one word. I goofed. My editorial credentials creaked a bit.
Jamey L
Haha, okay Tío. We can discuss your proposal
James RB
This year or next? Where are you? Montana?
Jamey L
Nope, still in Portland... I'm sure it will be sometime this year, as I'm sure I'll see you over the next several days...
James RB
Good. Wishing the very best for you and corporate profits.
Jamey L
Uhh, thank you?
Brian D H
Lol to everyone. Josh I have a vacuum I'm getting rid of that you can have. Sadly not a Dyson as I'm keeping that one for us.
Jeffrey T
Well, at least you don't suck.
