FRAME THE QUESTION CORRECTLY, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD ANSWER.

Daddy,
my son asked.
What do you think is bigger: an alligator or a cow?

What an excellent query,
I said.
I suppose it depends what the metric for measurement is. Are we talking weight, or height, or length?...

I don't know.
He said.
I think that a horse is bigger.