Kinski and Herzog.

So what do you want me to do?
I asked.
We only have 25 minutes to shoot until your sister's finished with her music lesson. You're directing.

I want you,
he said assertively.
to start at the bus stop.

Okay.
I said.
I can do that.

And then,
he said, pointing.
Walk over to me, and go that way, and then climb that tree over there.

Uhh...
I said.
The lowest limb is fifteen feet off the ground!

I know.
he said.
ACTION!