Teutonic titan engineering titanic solutions (just fix it!).

Boy grimacing at camera (3/31)

Do you know what I would do if I had a ship and it started sinking?
he asked.

What would you do?
I said.

I would build a button on the ship,
he said.
So that if the ship started sinking, you would just press it, and then it would stop sinking. That's what I would do.

That is my kind of problem-solving,
I said.

And it is.

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1964

Have been telling the children about Muhammed Ali today.

The number of times since that I have been jumped, accompanied by furious shrieks of "float like a butterfly sting like a bee!" are incalculable.

I cannot count that high.