Write.

Our youngest associate at Very Long Media works on drafting the company's next press release.

Life would be so much easier if I could also have her hop in the car and drive herself to a repair shop to get our fax machine, walkie talkies, and Speak-and-Spell worked on.

It’s probably a good idea, considering the literature I’ve read from OSHA, and also considering that she hasn’t learned how to be very tall yet. But someday, she’ll be driving, and it will be glorious, and I think I’d like to have someone gift her a huge truck for her 16th birthday. In fact, I might auction that off as an option. Any takers? Anybody want to bid on the right to give her a truck in about fifteen years? Going, going, …

Gimme a holler or shoot me a fax.