Run sister, run!

We believe in cheerleaders, and cheerleading, and we are cheering our beloved sister Leanna as she runs the Hood to Coast relay. Do not fail, dear sister. One billion eyes are watching.

Fly, fly, upon your little feet, and do not consider failure, or second place, or the darkness of the cold night, or the danger of the crumbling roads, or how you still have twelve hours to go.

Shun your mind of negativity. You are Spartan; we are your banner-waving Dionysus. You inspire us all, and now I'm going to go find the chocolate I hid in the back of the refrigerator now that my wife is sleeping. Go, Leanna Joy, run.