Winston Churchill vs. Luke Skywalker (Mythology 1, History 0)

"I love you, Winston Churchill," I whispered to Johannes while brushing his teeth. 

The fury of someone with truth behind them:

"I am not...that name!" he responded with quiet confidence.

(beat)

"I am Luke Skywalker."

(beat)

"Does Luke Skywalker have a lightsaver or does he have a revolver?"

"I don't know, Harry Truman," I said. "You're Luke Skywalker."