Hot Hot Heat

I was laying in the grass, watching for satellites and UFOs with my son, and he informed me...

...I don't like fire.

- Oh. 
(I said)
Why?

Because it's hot. I don't like hot things. Actually, I am learning to like hot things. I like COLD things.

- What is something cold that you like?

Toast.

- Toast? Toast is bread that gets hot.

I know. I like cold toast.

-Oh. Makes sense.

Yeah.