Success in a vacuum-less cigarette filter on a playground success.

Sometimes I think it's okay to measure success by what you don't do.

For example, I am highly successful at not smoking in playgrounds where children are playing.

I suppose the minor point could be raised that I don't smoke at all. But I like to simply leave focus on the extreme level of competence and self-restraint I display in NOT smoking while children are a few meters away swinging and sliding.

I was in the minority this evening, as three other parents puffed away, gasping between drags enough lung power to yell:

"Hey, stop riding the LITTLE KID SWINGS! You're not a baby, are you? Are you a BABY?!"

Yeah, something else I'm fairly successful at is not yelling at little kids.

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