Chopped Caesar
He came lunging at me.
"I will defeat you! ROARRR! I'm Jabba and I will chop your head off with my light saber!"
"Two things,"
I notified my son calmly before easily disarming him. "First off, Jabba does not carry a light saber. Second, what you're holding is not a light saber. It's a pair of salad tongs."
It is not impossible, but highly unlikely that anyone's head could be chopped off with salad tongs. Also, we do not allow heads to be chopped off in our household. It is a good rule, I think.
"I will defeat you! ROARRR! I'm Jabba and I will chop your head off with my light saber!"
"Two things,"
I notified my son calmly before easily disarming him. "First off, Jabba does not carry a light saber. Second, what you're holding is not a light saber. It's a pair of salad tongs."
It is not impossible, but highly unlikely that anyone's head could be chopped off with salad tongs. Also, we do not allow heads to be chopped off in our household. It is a good rule, I think.