DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOT REAL FAST.

Buddy,
I said.
I need to take about ten minutes to send some emails.

Okay,
he said.
But I just need to ask you one question real quick.

Okay.
I said.
How can I help real quick?

Real quick,
he said.
I need you to teach me Morse code. I want to learn it so I can send messages on my ram’s horn.

Well,
I said.
That could take at least 15 minutes.